From the Third Chapter of Saint Pork, Verse 17
And the Lord spake, saying, "Thou shalt take of the stomach of a swine,
and thou shalt cure it with the salt of the sea and the smoke of the
fire. And when it has been cured well, thou shalt fry it in a pan, and
dip it in the chocolate, and it shall be good."
So it is written. So shall it be done